I'm always mining the web for wisdom, poetry and a good laugh. Here are some gems I've stumbled upon.
SaulWilliams: There is a way of breaking a heart so that the blood spills evenly onto the page.
SaulWilliams: and fathers must feather the wings of women.
SaulWilliams: used to wear my 2 finger name ring to church and direct the sunlight bouncing off of it into my fathers mouth while he was preaching...
rands: A nerd will attempt to escape boredom at all costs.
essdogg: Doctor thinks I might have gout. You can get it from eating too much meat. So at least my wife doesn't have to worry.
michaelianblack: Along the same lines, decided to clean my urethra with Irish Spring to see if it would make my dick whistle: it did.
gonerville: Get off the computer and make some real friends you pole smoking fuck tards.
JoshuaAmos: I'll start out with this one: Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.
hotdogsladies: Only 4 more hours til the update for Adobe® Noun Adjective® Numeral Noun Adjective Abbreviation® Other Numeral is done. Looks sweet.
hotdogsladies: Fact: Boats are called "she" because they protect cargo like a mother and wouldn't mind you getting off your fat ass to help sometimes.
hotdogsladies: Just got WAY "Howard Hughes" during a conference call. Hint: it required "Mute," filled three cups, and didn't involve banging Bette Davis.
hotdogsladies: Lotta people use "surreal" like my Mom uses, "interesting." Except, they mean "I didn't get that joke," and she means "Those guys look gay."
hotdogsladies: Writing may be the craft of removing everything except the things you'd never intended to say.
hoosiergirl: I resent my parent's knack for reducing me from responsible adult to insecure teen. I know my stealing food & yelling SUCK IT doesn't help.
hoosiergirl: Just left a crowded, smelly bathroom line at Target where my son shouted, "I think someone's going number 100!"
hoosiergirl: Scientists think body odor can be used to identify people. Of course it can. We all know a patchouli boy who ran off with a tuna girl.
mojojuju: "Hi, I noticed you from across the room and I just came over here to say that you look really good when you're very far away from me."
mojojuju: I'd like to take a break from tweeting stupid stuff to just say that I hope everyone is having a great day with lots of smiles from others.
mojojuju: Lets just all admit it "twittering is just randomly bragging about your unexceptional life." http://tinyurl.com/dz293c
mojojuju: Bowing to a Saudi King is Just Wrong. Be a Man Like W. and Make Out With the Guy! HOT!!
