From Rands

Written by Ben | 04 April 2009

rands: A nerd will attempt to escape boredom at all costs.

From Kevin Spacey

Written by Ben | 04 April 2009

KevinSpacey whatever you're smoking . . . its working.

Written by Ben | 04 April 2009

essdogg: Doctor thinks I might have gout. You can get it from eating too much meat. So at least my wife doesn't have to worry.

Written by Ben | 04 April 2009

michaelianblack: Along the same lines, decided to clean my urethra with Irish Spring to see if it would make my dick whistle: it did.