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From Gonerville

Written by Ben | 04 April 2009

gonerville: Get off the computer and make some real friends you pole smoking fuck tards.

From Josh Amos

Written by Ben | 04 April 2009

JoshuaAmos: I'll start out with this one: Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.

Written by Ben | 12 April 2009

hotdogsladies: Only 4 more hours til the update for Adobe® Noun Adjective® Numeral Noun Adjective Abbreviation® Other Numeral is done. Looks sweet.

hotdogsladies: Fact: Boats are called "she" because they protect cargo like a mother and wouldn't mind you getting off your fat ass to help sometimes.

hotdogsladies: Just got WAY "Howard Hughes" during a conference call. Hint: it required "Mute," filled three cups, and didn't involve banging Bette Davis.

hotdogsladies: Lotta people use "surreal" like my Mom uses, "interesting." Except, they mean "I didn't get that joke," and she means "Those guys look gay."

hotdogsladies: Writing may be the craft of removing everything except the things you'd never intended to say.

From HoosierGirl

Written by Ben | 12 April 2009

hoosiergirl: I resent my parent's knack for reducing me from responsible adult to insecure teen. I know my stealing food & yelling SUCK IT doesn't help.

hoosiergirl: Just left a crowded, smelly bathroom line at Target where my son shouted, "I think someone's going number 100!"

hoosiergirl: Scientists think body odor can be used to identify people. Of course it can. We all know a patchouli boy who ran off with a tuna girl.

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